22. august 2004

A Corn Flake and a Pack of Marlboros

The above being a quote from an editorial that made my day, about this 25-year-old Russian gymnast who was really angry about winning the silver medal and whining about it.

The editorial is kind of mean. But it made me laugh. I believe everything that man just said, because it is exactly what I wanted to hear. Excerpt below.

The other thing that made me laugh today was seeing a Kerry/Edwards picket sign up in front of Founders Hall, and an hour later seeing it by the trash can.

And yet another thing that made me laugh today was seeing Scott Raymond in a Cat-In-The-Hat suit in front of all the freshmen. The freshmen, whose darn names I am desperately trying to remember as I meet them repeatedly.

Fourth thing that made me laugh - AnnaLauren has come to visit! And that is happy. Goodbye - I go to a better place - my apartment, and the presence of an old friend.

And now for your promised excerpt.

"The lack of lower-body weight makes her great on her specialty, the uneven bars. But on the floor and the balance beam, she relies on sinuous arm waving and haughty poses to convey her message to the judges, which is, “Make me champion, you fat-bottomed, tiny-brained eaters of snails.” "
HAHAHAHHAAAA

Posted by tuggy at 08.22.04 21:40
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So the insanity has begun for the new school year! Fill us all in on more details ;-)

Posted by: jkrue at 08.23.04 00:09

We need more people to come out of the closet and just be Democrats at Covenant! :)

Posted by: Jeannette at 08.23.04 18:25

Oh they're there, Jeannette. They're coming out of the woodwork (by the way, that might be a better metaphor for them - closets have their own connotations). =)

Posted by: Shaw at 08.25.04 14:06

Ha! That's great Shaw, truly fab!

Posted by: Jeannette at 08.30.04 17:59
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